Brute Force Rabbit Hunt

Brute Force is often looked down upon. We sneer at it. Trial and error? Why bother when you can use sweet, sweet logic? Brute Force runs through walls, when there’s a perfectly serviceable door nearby. To me, Brute Force is epitomised by the X-Men character Juggernaut — ripped arms, wide helmet for ramming, no brains. Brute Force is dumb.

Me? I am far too cerebral for that kind of thing. And yet, the other day I found myself hunting around my parents’ house —

Me: “Where is Rabbit?” (This is my son’s soft — you guessed it — rabbit. If Rabbit doesn’t make it home, then his world implodes.)

Mum: “Dunno. Have you tried our bedroom?”

Me: “No need — he’s not gone anywhere near your bedroom.”

5 Minutes go by. Still no Rabbit.

Me: “This damned animal has to be somewhere …”

Mum: “Bedroo — ?”

Me: “Don’t waste your time. He. Did. Not. Go. Into. Your. Bedroom.”

5 minutes later. I’ve become a huffing machine, furiously rummaging through anything with a compartment — the dishwasher, the toaster, anything. I’m thinking: this would be a good time for the boy to learn about loss. Or responsibility. Besides, what kind of kid needs a fluffy rabbit any —

At which point, Mum appears over me, Rabbit in hand.

Mum: “The be –“

Me: “Don’t say it.”

It only took a glance in — Rabbit was sprawled on my folks’ bed. Yet I had Logic-ed my way out of the solution. Sometimes Brute Force is the smart approach.